once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out.
when your parents walk in when a sex scene is on
i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
Actually really good advice
*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*
It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme