Fuck Everyone, Srsly Like Whatever

pinkvelourtracksuit:

once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

o-my-boys:

#OH MY GOD#THEY SKIPPED SCHOOL#TO AUDITION FOR THE FILM#NO FUCKING WONDER THEY GOT THE PART#THAT IS LITERALLY SOMETHING#FRED AND GEORGE WOULD HIGH FIVE OVER

hotboysofficial:

when your parents walk in when a sex scene is on 

image

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

rainflaaash:

yahoonewsuk:

This tiger cub wants to play with a little boy in a tiger costume!

"play"

rainflaaash:

yahoonewsuk:

This tiger cub wants to play with a little boy in a tiger costume!

"play"

2jjdk3jaoi88tqzb34u13nyxfysjs33:

Actually really good advice

2jjdk3jaoi88tqzb34u13nyxfysjs33:

Actually really good advice

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

rejoiceful:

Santorini, Greece

communistbakery:

It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme

lizclimo:

man, that lizard is nice.

lizclimo:

man, that lizard is nice.