Fuck Everyone, Srsly Like Whatever

autieblesam:

ghost-of-bambi:

luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.

"Pasta. Why is there so much pasta? Who would ever eat that much pasta?"

these-times-shall-pass:

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samirows:

smattenhove:

cacen:

teapartyasian:

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

smad.

there are two types of people

haunthecause:

its fucking face omg

youseetherealme:

Finally, she didn’t miss an important occasion of her daughter.

wallflower-punk97:

mikkynga:

this will never stop being funny.
the girl dressed as the boss is the best

is someone dressed as jesus

wallflower-punk97:

mikkynga:

this will never stop being funny.

the girl dressed as the boss is the best

is someone dressed as jesus

fallen-dead-angel-saphire:

cluelessakemi:

girl-who-got-tired-of-waiting:

primalsilence:

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I’m not even in this fandom.

Please refrain from tapping glass, use of flash photography, and mentioning “dens of iniquity”.  Angels are easily startled.

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

Maybe we’ll meet again, when we are slightly older and our minds less hectic, and I’ll be right for you and you’ll be right for me. But right now, I am chaos to your thoughts and you are poison to my heart.
Wishful thinking (via nullalibertas)
the-personal-quotes:

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theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

these-times-shall-pass:

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