I didn’t know what to do with that feeling. Happiness… But they know now and they’re hungry. Really fucking hungry! Because, for as long as I know, they’ve been chasing me. And now they’re ready, now they’re strong enough to break through. And I can’t fight them. I used to be able to when I was strong but… you’ve made me weak. And now I can’t, I can’t.
the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself
one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald
I’m such a bad friend when it comes to communication, like if you don’t try to get in contact with me you won’t hear from me for months at a time.
*seduces you with mediocre blogging abilities*
Hamster make breakfast
Hamster drive car
Hamster make tea with frend
Hamster plan dinner party
Hamster have Birfday
Hamster love life
Hamster happy to be live
Hamster love you