Fuck Everyone, Srsly Like Whatever
andrewfutral:

Today is going really great

andrewfutral:

Today is going really great

clamjob:

i can help whoever’s next

clamjob:

i can help whoever’s next

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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cubrone:

cubrone:

knightscrest:

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

merchandice:

im always like hell yeah i’d survive an apocalypse and then i remember sometimes I nearly faint in the shower because the water is too hot

laugh-until-you-drop:

kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad