Fuck Everyone, Srsly Like Whatever
It’s the oldest story in the world. One day, you’re 17 and you’re planning for someday. And then quietly, without you ever really noticing, someday is today. And then someday is yesterday. And this is your life.
Nathan Scott on One Tree Hill (via larmoyante)

She doesn’t give up on the people she loves, and she always succeeds.
              She also sometimes acts before she thinks

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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antlor:

people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters

shortformblog:

bookoisseur:

mashable:

It’s National Coffee Day! To celebrate, we wanted to reacquaint you with your coffee-obsessed friends.

WHICH ONE AM I FRIENDS!

I’m a combination of 3, 4, 7, and 9. If anyone is in the District, by the way, you should go to Coffee Counselor, which is a pop-up shop selling nothing but 20 varieties of iced coffee. They are solid. The shop closes this week, so time’s running out to enjoy their tasting notes.

Have sex. Have dirty, raunchy sex. Have sex in the bed, on the counter, in the car, in the bathroom. Have it everywhere. Have passionate love making sex. Fuck. Go slow. Gaze into their eyes. Learn every curve and bump on their body. Learn what makes them quiver. Learn what makes them cum the hardest. Feel their body and fall back in love with them. Just have sex.
(via rabbits3x)
the-personal-quotes:

itsgrannywinkle:

so this happened

Follow the coolest granny on Tumblr
the-personal-quotes:

relatable quotes daily here!
the-personal-quotes:

Are you a teen? This blog is for you!

spenceromg:

ive been saying “ill get off the computer in a sec” for the last 10 years

second-breakfast:

can y’all shut the fuck up about snape when we had LITERALLY THE SWEETEST MAN EVER

friend: it's just a trailer
me: NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
blackoutraven:

Hummingbird

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left