me making friend
I wish I lived in fictional new york, it sounds really easy to succeed there
"When you dress like that it’s like putting a steak in front of a dog; what do you expect?"
Peanut butter is basically my dog’s favorite thing in the world.
You know why she’s not even touching it?
I said “no.”
does anybody else legitimately worry about how they’re going to share a bed with their partner when they’re older? like buddy i need all the blankets to make a burrito and then i need to throw them off of me dramatically in the middle of the night and lie spread-eagled across the entire bed how is this going to work
Every Disney Film: Mulan (1998)
«The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.»
hey could you pass me one of those snoods
I DON’T KNOW HOW I GOT IN HERE
AND NOW I CANNOT GET OUT
DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS
If you always help the kitten out of the cup they’ll never learn not to get into small cups in the first place
I’VE LEARNED MY LESSON HUMAN
THIS SURFACE IS NOT CLIMBABLE
at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"
I’M WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE A PHOTOSET OF MEXICO’S TEAM IN THE SOCHI OLYMPICS, BECAUSE IT’S JUST ONE MAN AND HE’S WEARING THIS:
I LOVE MY COUNTRY.
Dolce & Gabbana ss 2014 women collection.
Imagine being given a list of all the people who made you into the person you are today. And next to their name you could see the exact personality trait you got because of them.